Sadly that Didn't Happen

Stephan Fry showed me an App on his phone, as he is wont to do, called Grindr, with which he can locate the nearest gay man using GPS technology.

He fried it up and it said "The nearest gay man is called Greg. He's 180 yards away."

"140 Yards away."

"110 yards away"

And then we started to get a bit jumpy like that scene in Aliens when they're getting nearer and nearer on the scanner and they are going "They must be in the room with you!"

 "They are in the air ducts! They are in the air ducts!"

 We thought Greg was gonna drop out of the ceiling and fuck everyone and go out again. 

 Sadly that didn't happen

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